Thursday, May 10, 2012

So Weird.

I had the weirdest dream.

I dreamed that The Boss did ALL of the Christmas shopping for ALL of our children. I dreamed that he proceeded to wrap ALL of said Christmas presents in terrible, gender-neutral, black and white and red wrapping paper with NO bows (gasp!).

I dreamed that The Boss then allowed ALL of our children to open ALL of their presents WITHOUT me even in the house, let alone in the room.

It gets worse: in this dream, nay, nightmare, not.a.single.one. of these gifts was age-appropriate, gender-appropriate, or developmentally appropriate for a.single.one. of ANY of our kids. All of the toys were generic in the most generic way possible. I'm talking black and white and red, generic.

I woke up deeply stressed.

I am obviously a troubled soul.

I am so weird.

4 comments:

Trish said...

Oh no! I can't stop laughing - thank you, I needed that so much. :)

Joan said...

that's a really odd dream :) but then yesterday I had a dream that I was garage sailing/sale-ing... and trying to keep people from buying the goodies I wanted. It's weird how the mind works when we're sleeping, I'm looking forward to God explaining that one day.

Chris said...

You must have a lot on your mind......

Dreams/nightmares kinda, sorta, sometimes reflect what we are subconsciously thinking.....

I know mine do.

Hey, when are you free for some good ole fashion chit-chat?

Aus said...

Morning GM - how did I miss this one over the last 5 days? I've been by - honest!@!@

I.hate.computers....

Anyway - I think it's a cool dream - not that I would begin to try to play Freud with it - but it's cool none the less!

Maybe it just means that you bring the vibrance and color to the Gang's life?

Just sayin....

hugs - aus and co.