I dreamed that The Boss did ALL of the Christmas shopping for ALL of our children. I dreamed that he proceeded to wrap ALL of said Christmas presents in terrible, gender-neutral, black and white and red wrapping paper with NO bows (gasp!).
I dreamed that The Boss then allowed ALL of our children to open ALL of their presents WITHOUT me even in the house, let alone in the room.
It gets worse: in this
I woke up deeply stressed.
I am obviously a troubled soul.
I am so weird.